» Day Two: Favorite Tweets
i do not measure my life in years or months, i measure it in fandom phases
who the fuck is snapchatting in the serenghetti
Mikey this is you.
a black widow prequel would literally be the most interesting movie like
a young girl distinguishing herself in the deadliest way possible?????
intertwining cold war history?????
watching an entire regime topple and natalia romanova walking away?????YES PLEASE
a muggleborn student gets called a mudblood, so they lick their hand and wipe it on the pureblood’s face, singing “got mud on your face, you big disgrace, somebody better put you back into your place”
all the muggleborns in the vicinity immediately go *STOMP STOMP CLAP* repeatedly gettting closer and closer to the pureblood
GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER
enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes
do you ever just kinda wonder what your selling point as a human being or friend is? like, what was the point at which people were like: hey, I’ll keep this human
I’m stuck between wanting:
1. A long lasting relationship with my soulmate who supports me and protects me and is my partner and we are completely bad ass together and in love
2. Wanting to have casual sex and rip out the heart of everyone person I meet
3. Being independent and having a loyal dog while I’m married to my career